At the Climax of the Inaugural Spring RadioStar Awards there was quite a Hullabaloo about what DJ’s belong in what categories, and as I mentioned in that previous blog post, one DJ stood out most notably as the most undeniably, un-categorizable of all. Meet “DJ Hot Sexy Midnight.” He is like no other. completely in a league of his own due to his absurdly brilliant, fantastically hilarious, extraordinarily unique, totally unruly and completely radical radio personality of mythological proportions. Ahhhem….to say the least …Well that’s just one person’s opinion, or is it?
Well actually, during the RadioStar awards nomination period, RadioFlag paid attention to requests made by stations for additional nomination categories, namely adding a variety category. That was a fairly easy accommodation to make. However, when users suggested RadioFlag make a new category for DJ HSM’s show “Music to Make Love to Your Ol Lady By,” they were a bit bewildered about what to do with a character this untamed.
In the case of DJ hot sexy midnight, user “Bullitt” was a straight shooter @mentioning DJ HSM, about this subject. See below:
After hearing this, who is going to disagree. haha
Needless to say Bullitt did not elaborate with any ideas about what the category should be called. So hey Bullitt if you happen to be reading this, feel free to embellish the comment (bubble) section of this blog with a DJ HSM category recommendation. Judging by the hot rod, it’s a bet you can come up with a racy one that’s built for speed. In fact RadioFlag needs all the help it can get, after all how does one categorize a super human, super sexy, super scandalous, shirtless , half horse, half man, mythical Centaur disc Jockey?
The fact of the matter is, not even the speed of sound is racy enough to lasso in this glorious creature of the airwaves. We are talking speed of sound x the max velocity of manpower + horsepower x’s a whole mess of other stuff divided by pi. His overflowing personality and wild nature make it seemingly impossible to corral him or tie him in a box.
He is out of the box completely; unless you’re counting “Jack n the Box” or other such drive- thrus ofcourse. In between the flow of smooth rythmn & blues and silky seductive songs, it is not uncommon for DJ HSM to smother your ears with a mess of saucy stories about hunting expeditions of all kinds, that take place in the parameters of fast food establishments. Here are some flags between listeners and the “Hottest Sexiest DJ in the Universe.”
As DJ HSM confesses in the audio section of this blog, he is extremely infatuated with his listeners stating,
“ I want to have an inappropriate relationship with each and every one of my listeners.” ~ DJ HSM
I will share a slew of these interactive flags below.
Listener @Samanthawow , A.K.A Wonder Woman, is one such fan of the show who seems to be just as smitten with DJ-HSM as he is with her.
The wit whips back and forth betwixt these two super human airwave lovers, and for the first time in ages, this Centaur may be getting some reins and maybe a little lash with WW’s lariat too. Wppshhh…
Listeners are so mesmerized by his ” ginormous” ability to bang out an ever lasting windfall of raw intelligent unprompted side splitters. They start to believe he really is a demi god DJ of mythological magnitude.
Listener’s who actually interact with this trident toting DJ, have the most fun radio adventure. They can ask him anything, and he always astounds with boundless stamina and spontaneity, as he bellows out the most ridiculous and off the cuff responses. He is unforgettable entertainment to bring along to your next house party. Here’s just a few somewhat tamed down samples of what listeners flag him.
DJ hot sexy midnight is skilled in a plethora of ways, from hunting humans and Co-DJ rivals with tridents, to bringing everyone together in a seductive way; from fellow DJ’s, stations, and raving radio fanatics, all of which culminate into some tempestuous windy lovemaking weather that sets the Alaskan airwaves ablaze.
A good majority of DJ HSM ‘s most entertaining flags are aimed at various celeb types. Michael Jordan seems to be in fact DJ HSM’s most favorite human; one he credits for keeping him sexy and on his game with a powerful and potent elixir, that this mythical radio ruler holds in highest regard. Other famous humans are mentioned by DJ HSM in wild, imaginative, and super outrageous ways. Here’s just a few to wet your ears.
Listeners continually interact with this super-sexy ,super-human Dj. His fans are as generous with their compliments, as DJ HSM is with his spur of the moment brilliant hilarity and matching conviviality.
This seductive Centaur knows how to send alluring flags; slowly hooking listeners to tune in to his show with his summoning suggestions.
DJ Hot Sexy midnight is obviously worthy of winning awards in multiples, and I’m not the only one that thinks so. He happens to share my high regard for his legendary talent as well, and isn’t the least bit shy about expressing his lofty opinions in that fashion.
“Tune in tonight when I go on a long rant about why my show is the greatest show that has ever existed. I DONT NEED NO AWARDS TO KNOW HOW SEXY MY SHOW IS!” ~ DJ HSM
“This radio show epitomizes everything that is sexy” ~ DJ HSM
“Music to Make Love To Your Ol Lady By is the quintessential sexy radio show.”~ DJ HSM
“Every week Music to make love to your old lady by, oozes through your speakers like a sexy string theory, encompassing all who listen with a hurricane of sexiness. Listeners beware…” ~ DJ HSM
It appears everyone recognizes the super power of this mythic radio host for themselves once they tune in. After listening to him in the company of others at a small gathering, I asked them, ” Do you think DJ Hot Sexy Midnight has potential to reach absurdly Big fame levels? Here are some of the responses from my party guests:
“Yes, in my opinion he is a potential star, and the World should know of him . The World needs to laugh.”
“Absolutely. He harbors on air animal instinct . He comes off with quick natural reactions on the fly! He sculpts a show of godly humor.” ~Pasqual
“He casts a spell of sexy centaur charms and charisma over his listeners, I can totally see fun and fame in his future.”~ Derek
“Yes, his lack of attention to listener discretion is so obsolete, which gives way to making his show that much more memorable, witty, and raw. He is unforgettable famous to me already.” ~ Sai
“He is a total shock jock that can stand solely on his own 4 feet . (haha) Even without guests, a sidekick, or any production team, he is funnier than anyone anywhere right now; on tv and radio. ….funnier then Howard Stern by far. He is worthy of a huge cult following. I could see him appealing to a massive audience.” ~ Michael
It’s a bit of a blast into the Aurora Borealis itself when tuning in to, and trotting along with this galloping RadioFlag stag. “Music to Make love to your Ol lady by” is guaranteed to lather up your ears in to a thick froth of cosmic sonic smartness, so outstanding that it easily rivals the amount of seafoam built up by Poseidon himself in a tempest with his sirens . If you still have doubts, allow your ears to take a dip into a sample of the type of sumptuousness you can expect on any given Thursday late night. After 11pm PST is deemed safe harbor hour were anything floats and everything goes, a special sexy time to drift in the airwaves with total abandonment.
In parting I would like to make a special song request of DJ HSM, to dedicate a track or two off of this Lovage album “Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By,” to my readers that happen to tune in to your future broadcasts. Oh..and thanks Centaur for adding an enormity of godly mirth to the bottle to which I marinade my writers plume.
“To all of you who ever doubted my sexiness….I forgive you…” ~DJ Hot Sexy Midnight
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